If you are taking a shower and your cell phone rings...either
a) don't answer it, no matter how important the call may be nor the fact that you have been waiting 5 hours for the call
b) if you do answer it, don't lean out and steady yourself on the towel bar, because the towel bar WILL break and send you careening headfirst onto the tile floor, thereby soaking EVERYTHING and bruising large portions of your body.
Can you tell which option I took?? And I missed the call!
Yes, feel free to laugh with me....